So becoming a new mom has many challenges
You are up all night long wondering if your baby is still breathing
..every time they move on the monitor you jump out of whatever you were doing to check it
You never in your wildest dreams thought you would pick a human being up and smell their butt 10 times a day
You just forced them into bed and you've had enough then an hour later you're bawling your eyes out at their baby pics.
You cant wait until they poop to look at it and exam it.
...And never EVER will you let your significant other change a poopy diaper without taking a peak or atleast asking"how did it look".. "was it alot"... "but like what color"
When they grow out of #1 diapers you save all the ones you didnt use
...for baby #2
Sleeping 5 hours straight is considered a full nights sleep!
You say at least once a day "I'm not cut out for this job," but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything.
Happy Hump Day!