Non Traditional.

I have seen this floating around the blog world and the non traditional "Thankfuls" have had me in hysterics and I think its a great idea- so here's what I am TRULY thankful for...

- I am thankful for the fact everyone feels its perfectly O.K. that the reason I still have a kangaroo pouch is because I "JUST" had a baby. I'll prolong this as far as I can.

-I am thankful I am not a turkey.
that would suck

- Megan Fox has clubbed thumbs. She is pretty much the staple of perfection so this little fact makes me thankful.

- I am thankful for a humidifier because since its been running Landon has gotten up once a night.
Or this could be the fact that he is now in his crib and the monitor has somehow gotten turned down before we go to sleep. Whatever it takes right?

- I am thankful for dry shampoo because without it I would be a serious looking grease monkey.

- Wine. Yellow Tail Merlot to be exact. Large bottle.

Enough said

-Dog Shaming

...ok Im done

-SO thankful for text msging... all set with the awkward phone conversations with people you really dont want to talk to. I hate talking on the phone. I hate the phone. I love the F'U button even more, whoops bad signal area

- I am thankful it is Roberto's turn to get up with the baby tonight. 

Even though I can never seem to not get up as well.

- I am thankful for Butch and April from Teen mom (sad face) to see them go

Even more thankful for Barb from teen mom 2

-I am thankful for google. EVERYthing is typed into that little small box and now it recognizes what you want 

Genius.

Happy Thanksgiving