Examples: Websites that say make sure you are working out 3-4 times a week which will help with pushing the baby out and avoid stretch marks, eating strictly ORGANIC, drinking 10 glasses of water daily, and if you want a treat after dinner grab a hand full of almonds...lets address these things
1.) Working out 3-4 times a week- simply makes me giggle. I will give ALL of you a job well done sticker if you do this- and please comment on how you get the energy to do so. I do yoga once a week and a walk here and there and I feel like I just completed a marathon by the end of these tasks.
2.) Eating Organic- HA! Who has a million + to go FOOD shopping with. It is so expensive, they are lucky that I have switched my blueberry waffles to Kashi Blueberry Waffles
I am not even sure if theses are Organic or not. |
3.) Drinking 10 glasses of water daily: NOW I know this is an important one and I do try to do this but I get to about 7 glasses and the heartburn/ingestion is so extreme that I can't even look at the glass without wanting to vom.
4.) When did almonds become a "treat after dinner" maybe if they are topped on a sundae or something it would be a treat.
Sorry for the rant- my hormones are in full swing again
mmm k... love you for this post, and even I think almonds as a "treat" is a crock of sh*t. I need to meet a pregnant woman who finds satisfaction in almonds, and slap her in the face with a brownie.
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